📊 Always Doing Something - Designed for the priority-driven high achievers and the fluent artists of productive procrastination. Whether you're avoiding that one phone call you've been putting off for weeks or genuinely have seventeen different deadlines by noon, this hat covers all your unavailability bases.
⏰ For The Chronically Unavailable - Perfect for the person who hasn't taken a lunch break since 2019, the coworker who responds to every invite with "I'm swamped," or anyone who's mastered the art of productive procrastination. Great for wearing to coffee shops where you'll definitely get work done this time, or when you're actually in the zone and need people to read the room.
