🌐 The 21st Century Condition - There's too much happening, too fast, and its going on all the time. Politics make no sense, there's a new crisis somewhere every week, and half the conversations you hear at work sound like they're in a foreign language.
⏳ Permanently Buffering - Designed for those stuck in a constant state of "wait, what?" Whether it's trending topics you don't understand, news that sounds like science fiction or someone asking your thoughts on the latest global situation - you genuinely have no idea what they're talking about. This is the hat. Just point to the hat.
